Fastvertising OS
High-velocity short-form creative, absurdist UGC systems, measurable angle libraries.
AI ADVERTISING / COMEDIC INTELLIGENCE / PERFORMANCE SYSTEMSEST. NOW
Make them laugh.
Make the numbers move.
SnarkLogic is the operating system for advertising that refuses to sound like advertising: comedic strategy, structured agent debate, production workflows, risk controls, and performance feedback in one loop.
ATTENTION ≠ POLISHTASTE + DATA + DISSENTFUNNY, NOT RECKLESS
LIVE BRAND CONTROLSharp
“Your “streamlined stack” needs a family tree. Ours needs a login.”
POLITEDRYSHARPCHAOS*
*Still subject to brand and risk controls. We are not handing the intern a flamethrower.20+angle variants / brief
4executive agent pods
7closed-loop stages
1shared decision graph
THE CONTRARIAN THESIS
Advertising got optimized until it became ignorable.
Generative tools made content abundant. That makes taste, differentiation, governance, and learning velocity more valuable—not less.
“SAFE”
IS NOT THE SAME AS
MEMORABLE.
IS NOT THE SAME AS
MEMORABLE.
01
Comedy is a strategy, not decoration.
The joke must sharpen the product truth, not distract from it.
02
Agents should disagree on purpose.
Creative, behavioral, finance, and risk perspectives are designed to challenge one another.
03
Performance closes the loop.
Every angle becomes structured evidence for the next round of creative decisions.
MULTI-AGENT OPERATING MODEL
Four pods. One shared decision graph.
The point is not to pretend software replaces experts. The point is to encode expert perspectives so important tradeoffs become explicit, reviewable, and reusable.
SHAREDDECISION
GRAPHevidence ↔ dissent
GRAPHevidence ↔ dissent
Signal: audience resistance
Behavioral Intelligence
Attention without the cringe.
Behavioral Analyst
Maps skepticism, ad fatigue, status anxiety, and humor tolerance into usable creative constraints.
Cultural Signal Scout
Tracks fast-moving language, formats, and meme structures before they become stale.
THE CLOSED LOOP
From brief to learning system.
A campaign is not a folder of assets. It is a chain of decisions, rights, hypotheses, experiments, and observed outcomes.
01
Ingest
Product URL, offer, audience, economics, brand boundaries.
→02
Map
Audience defenses, humor tolerance, cultural signals, competitive sameness.
→03
Generate
Angle families, hooks, scripts, boards, variants, creator briefs.
→04
Challenge
Policy, IP, reputational and “would this age badly?” red-team pass.
→05
Produce
Human/AI production routing, approvals, asset lineage, version control.
→06
Deploy
Experiment matrix by audience, channel, angle and spend tier.
→07
Learn
Feed observed performance into the next creative allocation cycle.
→INTERACTIVE PROTOTYPE
Give the orchestrator something to chew on.
This demo calls a real Next.js server route. It is intentionally deterministic now, so the prototype works with zero API keys; the route is ready to be swapped for a production model/orchestration layer later.
NO BRIEF RUN YET
The server route will return a deterministic demo analysis. Swap it later for your preferred model provider or internal orchestration layer.
CAPITAL ALLOCATION
Creative is a portfolio of hypotheses.
The finance pod frames angle-level testing in the language operators actually care about: spend, acquisition economics, marginal efficiency, and confidence.
Baseline acquisitions625
Illustrative new CPA$65.60
Illustrative added acquisitions+137
Scenario model only. It demonstrates how the platform can frame unit economics; it does not predict or guarantee campaign performance.
15-YEAR TRAJECTORY
Build the creative OS first. Earn the right to automate more.
Adaptive Humor
Context-aware creative assembly with guardrails, cohort-level personalization, dynamic sequencing.
Conversational Brands
Interactive comedic brand agents across commerce, live environments, and spatial interfaces.